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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:32 am Post subject: The Super Fun Happy Remote Linking Thread |
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If you've been to Sue's Rock and seen a similar thread over there, then you know what's coming. If you don't, then enjoy and if inclined, join in and waste some time with me. 
Dermott never had any problem telling anyone how many whole chickens he'd eaten at any given moment.
Mulrooney took a good, long look. Ten minutes must have passed. And still, he couldn't figure out how that had come out of him.
"Told ya I'd git that dang ol' hat on 'im!" yelled Bernie, seconds before he died.
R.
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Though his claim to have created the first "palm sized" dinosaur was
impressive. . his claim that they were also "seedless". .was not.
I'm just a regular guy I don't know why All the fuss about me... Nobody
ever gave a f**k before All they did was doubt me... Now everybody
wanna run they mouth And try to take shots at me...
after 7 noteable years on the force, a noticably inebriated Officer Scraps
was caught humping a Pekinese on Mrs. McGilly's front lawn. . .and an
outstanding career in law enforcement was destroyed.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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Their marriage would go down in history as the shortest on record.
The fellas humored Reynaldo and congratulated him, for they knew he was a slacker who would never finish anything, let alone a scale model of the Titanic.
Felix "The Fly Accordionist" Feliciano played nightly to a captive audience of Monchichi dolls.
"Just some good ol' boys....never meanin' no harm..."
When Lucille played Roman emperor, it was never a pretty sight.
R.
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. . .beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law, since the day they was born. . .
These three guys walk into a bar. . .
Cheryl "Lopsy" Schmendflap wasn't particularly fond of her nickname -
but accepted it with glee just to be part of the gang.[/i]
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There was no stopping Billy from studying for his real estate license.
R.
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Randy was the most popular guy in town. Not only had he built
his own lake in his backyard, he'd filled it entirely with A&W Rootbeer.
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"...I mean, in all honesty--yeah, maybe...maybe I'm thiiis much attracted to you, Gary..."
In retrospect, perhaps SARS flambe wasn't an appropriate dessert course.
Dan DeMorgenstern overestimated the need for a radio station devoted to owls.
"...speak no evil, don't you think no evil, don't you play with evil 'cause I'm free...ya gonna burn in HELL...!"
Is there anything more satisfying than making your own cheese?
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"See?! See?! I told ya we didn't have to buy no fancy dehydratin' machine!
My grandson is gonna have the best jerky ever!"
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"...and any questions you might have about the forest tour may be directed to my invisible parrot friend, Mr. Tellsomeonewhogivesacrap."
"You ready to do this, Chuckles?"
"Let's get lucky, Shim-Sham."
"Okay, people...let's go! The world's largest Asian human pyramid isn't gonna build itself here...let's focus!"
The addition of Chang to the line-up meant a new name was in store for The Showtime Girlz, despite Chang's protests.
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Mr. Feinstein loves to surprise house guests.
All were impressed when Jake played All Along The Watchtower on the salmon.
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Everyone knew they were plastic - but all agreed there was no harm in letting "Professor" Steinwitz proceed with his "Expiriments".
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If Petey doesn't get his White Russian before bedtime, Petey gets "cranky".
Something just wasn't right about this jungle outing. But you won't see the monkeys complaining.
At the Shrunken Olympics, it could be argued that the most popular event of the games is Ham Climbing.
William Katt had seen better days.
It was always a little weird when Frank would try to make trees tell the truth.
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The town, and particularly Captain Collins, was proud of this new addition in combating lethal choo-choo heists.
The great thing about the Muniz brothers is that they loved to lose bets.
One thing's for sure: Bruce was about to ruin another cd.
The coven didn't achieve enlightenment this night, but their arms sure did hurt. A lot.
"And now, if you'll follow me to the Briar room, I shall regail you all with randy tales of Canterb'ry delight--wait, where are you going? Come back! Hey, guys...all right...I'll stop...HEY!"
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It had always been Judy's dream to get married in a public washroom.
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The premier of the Chrysler Crapheap would be shortlived
"Luke. .I am your father". . .
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And now ladies and gentlemen. .I will attempt to move this veal parmigiana. .WITH MY MIND!!
Miyuki loved her grandfather - never turning away a photo opportunity with one of his large, tattooed testicles.
King Wallaby Wimpleton ruled his wing of the Shady Acres Retirement Community with an iron fist.
The party was rockin' and everyone was having a great time. Until Julie began taking bites out of the children's heads.
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