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Postby EddieH » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:52 am

This movie looks Fun. :)

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Postby Moonman » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:53 am

This trailer demands the title be typed in all caps!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s[/youtube]
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Postby Lester Toil » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:41 pm

The testosterone level of that trailer alone made me grow hair on my nipples. Damn.

I guess Steven Seagal and Van Damme's invitations got lost in the mail.
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Postby Lester Toil » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:41 pm

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Postby Moonman » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:09 pm

Lester Toil wrote:The testosterone level of that trailer alone made me grow hair on my nipples. Damn.

I guess Steven Seagal and Van Damme's invitations got lost in the mail.


They were both offered roles in the movie. They both declined.

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Postby Captain Genius » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:26 am

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Postby williambloke » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:18 pm

Looks like an ad for HGH and Botox.
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Postby bangalore_monkey » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:11 pm

Damn...

why'd they have to ruin it and add a story?
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Postby Kelly Tindall » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:38 am

Somebody's got to crunch the numbers and figure out if it's even possible that this movie isn't the greatest fucking thing ever.
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Postby Lester Toil » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:45 am

I completely assumed this was a John Woo project, but then I looked again and saw Sly screenplayed and directed this. Let's hope he got the eye of the tiger and is returning to his raw, hungry Rocky I days. As raw and hungry as a man who's been through four divorces, numerous facelifts and botex treatments, and countless shitty movies can be.
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Postby drugmassacre » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:04 am

Les, I imagine this is going to be along the same line as the latest "Rambo," which is completely fucking insane
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Postby Moonman » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:11 pm

Kelly Tindall wrote:Somebody's got to crunch the numbers and figure out if it's even possible that this movie isn't the greatest fucking thing ever.


If Chuck Norris has a cameo, the world is going to blow up.
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Postby Lester Toil » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:19 pm

With the exception of Bruce Willis and Mickey Roarke, I wouldn't pay more than 4 bucks to see any of these actors individually. But all of these meat heads in one movie? Who could resist.
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Postby Nightwing » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:44 pm

Just saw it, I actually quite liked it.
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Postby willy » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:01 am

One review said that if testosterone and an explosion had sex they would birth this movie.
Saw it last night, and it's a very good time.
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