by Lester Toil » Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:07 pm
I had absolutely no issue with it at all. I went to the theater assuming I would leave it ready to bitch about Tim ruining the Alice saga, but, as I said, I ended up entertained. My favorite character was the Cheshire Cat. Who's responsible for his voice? He was magnificent.
OK, so I have one complaint. Waaaay too much fucking CGI. Every goddamn thing was CG'ed. It was absolutely ridiculous CGing Crispin Glovers body. Yes he was unusually tall and thin, but fuck it. Let him use his own body. Jesus. And agreed, the Depp dance at the end was lame bordering on embarrassing. So make that two complaints.
"And what was with all the eye stabbing? Fucking gross."
It was gross compared to, say, an episode of Barney The Dinosaur, or gross compared to a scene from a Tarantino flim or your typical horror film where someone gets their head blown off and we see their brain chunks dripping from the wall? Point being, if the eyeball scenes grossed you out in Alice, do NOT look at ANY episodes of South Park where plucked-out eyeballs come with blood and arteries as opposed to the clean G-rated manner in which it was dealt with in Alice. Let's get some balls here, dude.