Goofy Graffix v 2.0 Sketchbook & Doodles

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Behold the infamous Nap Monster! Despite their somewhat comical appearance, Nap Monsters are notorious throughout the civilized world for causing normally hard-working individuals to inexplicably doze off at the most inopportune times. They typically sneak up on their prey from behind and nibble on the earlobes of the victim until sleep occurs. Nap Monsters can be seen lurking around office cubicles and school classrooms, and prefer to strike right after lunch, usually while the victim is in a board meeting or algebra class. There is no known defense ? neither coffee nor Mountain Dew have any appreciable effect...

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on watercolor paper...

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Ohhh, so the 'E' means empty. I thought it meant extraterrestrial. My bad...

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on bristol board...

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Ain't she purty?? All dolled up, ready to hit the town, the malls, maybe do a little shopping, a little dancing, find a cute boy to spend time with... then wrap it all up by stomping a school or hospital flat. Throw in a busload of orphans as a snack, and you have the makings of a perfect day...

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on bristol board...

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Yep, get a snapshot of this guy. He's a regular green-skinned superhero, the way he bagged that unsuspecting beetle with his high-tech laser rifle. I don't know about you, but I'm impressed!

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on bristol vellum...

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Most people believe that dragons hatch fully-formed, breathing fire, ready to torch villages and plunder treasure. This is not true. Dragons, in fact, begin life like their ancient amphibian ancestors, the frogs: they hatch from eggs laid in standing water, and they must endure a larval form that we commonly refer to as a tadpole.

Here's a picture of one such tadpole. Doesn't he look idiotic?? Dragon tadpoles actually start out pretty happy and carefree, but after a few weeks of swimming in fetid, rank swamp water, with all sorts of scary fish and hungry alligators constantly trying to eat them, they develop a real nasty disposition. Hmmm... I wonder if lawyers start out the same way...

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on bristol board...

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I gave him a third eye and arms -- what do you think????

Mechanical pencil on Post-it note and printer paper...

[4ntimatter]

Love the characters.

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Love the characters.

Thanks :D

[JimH]

More fun stuff -I like the dragon!

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Hurray for more action poses!!

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on Graphics360 paper...

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I will be applying color to these four at a later date, but I wanted you to see them first in their naked pure glory. Behold their nakedness!! Ewwww!!!

Mechanical pencil on Post-it notes, Moleskine, or drawing paper...

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He knows you did it, and he's gonna keep giving you stink-eye til you 'fess up. 'Cuz that's how he rolls...

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on bristol board...

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Holy crud -- this poor snake has ghosts flying out of his innards!!! Aaaaaaaaah!!!! The ghosts of meals past, perhaps??? The implications are terrifying...

Hmmm, judging by their expressions, I don't think those ghosts like each other. This could get messy... wanna watch?? Heh heh heh...

Happy Halloween!!

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on watercolor paper...

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Ahh, here's a more benign scene... well, for the frog at least...

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on watercolor paper...

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I can't decide if that's a burger or a hot dog he has in his hand.

Staedtler and Prismacolor markers on watercolor paper...