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by **AgentHelix** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:37 pm

hahaha seeing Dennis Quaid continue to be all intense and scowly is so funny

by **Benjamin** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:56 pm

G.I. Joe: the unknowning spoof

by **HellboyOne** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:38 am

Destro's head isn't shiny enough. As in, not at all.

http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=co ... &Itemid=99

by **Musashi** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:39 am

WTF??

by **AgentHelix** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:46 am

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaa

by **Kelly Tindall** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:49 am

Really? That's supposed to be Destro, huh? Really?

by **Toonimator** » Thu May 08, 2008 10:32 am

HellboyOne wrote:Destro's head isn't shiny enough. As in, not at all.

They waited to show Storm Shadow's mask and Baroness' glasses, so perhaps there will be a silver mask pretty soon.

Still... underwhelmed. Show us some blue-garbed Cobra troops with black masks and no silly camo with "COBRA" threaded throughout

by **Bamphalas** » Thu May 08, 2008 10:35 am

I have this underlying fear of going to the theatre and feeling like I've seen this before...starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia. Either that, or it's going to be so not GI Joe it might as well be MI:4.

by **Benjamin** » Thu May 08, 2008 11:33 am

I always thought Destro was black.

Perhaps he suffers some harvey dent incident/accident involving some high-tech adhesive metal compound?

by **AgentHelix** » Thu May 08, 2008 11:34 am

Wasn't he Scottish in some really convoluted way?

I'm not that up on the GI Joe "mythos" which is so very important.

by **Scripe** » Thu May 08, 2008 12:14 pm

Destro wore a skintight shirt that had a neckline that plunged almost to his navel to show off his medallion and his hairless pecs. So unless He had vitiligo, then he was a white guy.

by **drugmassacre** » Thu May 08, 2008 12:49 pm

Scripe wrote:Destro wore a skintight shirt that had a neckline that plunged almost to his navel to show off his medallion and his hairless pecs. So unless He had vitiligo, then he was a white guy.

maybe he was mulatto

by **Asyouwish** » Thu May 08, 2008 2:00 pm

You are correct AgentHelix, he is Scottish and the metal mask is a family tradition. Something about an ancestor forced to wear one and handed on down blah blah.

by **Benjamin** » Thu May 08, 2008 2:03 pm

hahaha, I always thought it as an orangy shirt!!!! He's suddenly become very porno.

by **t.cypress74** » Thu May 08, 2008 7:17 pm

"mulatto"

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