...Latawnya the Naughty Horse....

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...Latawnya the Naughty Horse....

Postby RodGuen » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:33 am

:lol: :lol: i can't still believe this shit!

You've got to read this

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2457332

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Postby JoelRCarroll » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:55 am

I can't beleive she didn't say "neigh" to drugs.....c'mon! How'd she not think of that....
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Re: ...Latawnya the Naughty Horse....

Postby drugmassacre » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:30 am

RodGuen wrote::lol: :lol: i can't still believe this shit!

You've got to read this

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=2457332

r.


damn, you've dsicovered my pen name
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Postby Kelly Tindall » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:58 pm

Wow.
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Postby HellboyOne » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:21 pm

I could make any even funnier book about a horse that says no to Drugs.
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Postby suryrony » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:50 pm

to create such a masterpeace u'd have to be dead sirious about it.
i really wonder how much money she got out of it.
oh...
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Postby MartinRedmond » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:43 pm

If it were a comic by Alan Moore or Neil Gaiman it'd win an Eisner.
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Postby Animal Qwacker » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:05 pm

Um...what? Just...just...what?
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Postby faroukbaaaaa » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:18 pm

'mother and father, i heard some horses talking about how good drugs and alcohol make you feel' ...

I don't think I am the only one on this forum who has spoken to those exact same intoxicant recommending hoofed beasts
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Postby themonkeyking » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:21 pm

HellboyOne wrote:I could make any even funnier book about a horse that says no to Drugs.


:lol: :lol:
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Postby mykestyle » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:59 pm

O man that is a classic!

"Then Daisy slapped the alcohol and drugs out of Latawnya's hoof."
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
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Postby Charles at NC » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:39 pm

WTF :shock: I think the person who wrote this was takeing dope themselves
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Postby Elliotanimated » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:05 pm

It used to be available on Amazon.
The reviews left by punters are remarkably funny.
http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/customer-reviews/0533091020

This is my favorite of many:
"As a responsible parent I often worry about my kids smoking drugs and drinking alcohol. I find it very difficult to discuss these topics frankly with my children, but this book has given me a way to approach them in a way kids can understand. By using the imagery of horses, Mrs. Gibson manages to evoke a fear of drugs that will hopefully make my children turn away from them without experimenting in any way shape or form. I can only hope Mrs. Gibson creates another book in which I can inform my children about the dangers of pre-marital sex. "
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Postby drugmassacre » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:19 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"i have been living in a neighborhood surrounded by predominantly caucasian (and might i add jewish) horses, and i've found that frequently, my white horses disappear into the neighborhoods of the inner city african american horses in order to do "business deals." prior to reading this book, i was unaware of what my horses were actually doing, but reading about Latawnya and her misadventures opened my eyes to the depravity and corruption of my horses and their hidden drug deals. i now realize that i should have read this book earlier, and educated my horses...i also would encourage owners of black horses to bring education to their communities so that equine drug overdoses can stop happening in our neighborhoods. when i confronted my horses on this matter, they admitted that they were not aware of the risks of drug and alcohol use, and after reading the book together, we had ourselves a good cry. now everyone knows what can happen when drugs are used and abused, and i believe that my horses and i are not only better for it as individuals, but have a closer relationship. "
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Postby Charles at NC » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:40 pm

I cant wait till they parody this on robot chicken :P
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