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by **VanhoozerArt** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:09 pm

I just can't imagine minding my own business, driving down I4 to work... listening to some tunes.... then, "Hey, what the...!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" BAM!!!

I don't think I would ever get that image out of my head.

ever.

Jeremy

by **Tracy Fran** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:49 pm

More terrible news from Florida
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/26/bus.crash/index.html

by **AgentHelix** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:53 pm

"Watch as news of the death proved to be unbearable."

Christ, how fucking morbidly voyeuristic is that?

by **Tracy Fran** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:45 pm

Only in Florida!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/02/cathol ... index.html

by **lizzel** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:28 am

ohmegawd, that's bizarre, is that true? It's so hard to believe it!
well, dominos pizza sucks and so does he

in other florida news, this is old, but since we're adding bad and weird crap here, my uncle woke up one day a few years ago to pick up his newspaper and found a dead hooker in his yard
yeah

by **corkbutt** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:09 am

She'd probably been out there on that cold, wet lawn all night.
That's why I always insist my hookers are delivered fresh.

? Corbett

by **Toonimator** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:54 am

lizzel wrote:ohmegawd, that's bizarre, is that true? It's so hard to believe it!
well, dominos pizza sucks and so does he

Dominos isn't that bad, especially if you get the deep dish. That 555 deal's fed many a happy Sketchbook Session. If this whacko still owned Dominos, however, I wouldn't be able to stomach it.

But what an idea he's got! Make his own town, enforce a backwards culture whose city anthem will probably be Monty Python's "Every Sperm Is Sacred", and many of the children produced there will no doubt flee when they're 18, rebelling against their moron parents.

by **lizzel** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:06 am

well, nudist colonies are allowed, right? ha
but no 'cult' compounds and white supremecist hermits are stalked by feds....
weird, I wonder how such a place would be taxed, what the gov could and could not collect. It's a giant homeowners association.
Could they stop you at the town lines and make you state your business? Not allow you in if you're darksided?

toonimator, Dominos still sucks

and corbett, i know! How rude!

by **lizzel** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:49 am

Nevermind then,
imagine a college town that couldn't sell condoms though!?!? Hahaha
Bunch of knocked up drop outs would start to filter out

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060303/ap_ ... holic_town

by **HellboyOne** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:19 pm

Everyone in that town should be forced to dress like The Noid.

by **Toonimator** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:32 pm

"Please don't direct-link images from Lauren's site" RICK!

But yes, they should all get Noid costumes just like hers.

by **drugmassacre** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:56 am

by **lizzel** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:31 pm

what was the story behind the noid? like, wtf is it supposed to be?
i hated that thing

by **Tracy Fran** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:51 am

Florida is fun!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html

by **corkbutt** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:14 am

That story's going to put a serious dent in my Labia-Inspection-Mobile business.

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