bunch of arse

[faroukbaaaaa]

...and justin fuckin micky mouse fan club timberlake / land / pants.. whatever.
You can't get any less cool than that dickhead and is it me or does he have a rubbish singing voice??

If it wasn't for debbie gibson I would have lost total belief in the music industry... why do people call quite unindustrious things an 'industry'. Like they'll be interviewing some hairdresser for a regional slot on tin pot TV and she will definately say 'Well I got into the industry... blah blah' Casting sheet metal is an industry... quarry work is an industry...


calm down michael... stamp seeth too much time on my hands rant go no where fall down

[faroukbaaaaa]

and the spin doctors' two fuckin' princes'
cat weasle singin the folk pop rock arse. hippy tossers

[RoboTaeKwon-Z]

Sidebar:
I love that word, "tosser".
Unfortunately, being an American, I can't use it properly. I have to settle for the American equivalent, which is of course "Jack-off" or "Jaggoff", depending on how much vitriol you can load into it.
And speaking of Jaggoffs, I see Korn just released a new album.
Bunch of Tossers.
(See? I just can't pull it off.)

[RandyPanTheGoatBoy]

My advice would be to pre-fix Tossers with either Bloody or F*cking, and then use "Bunch of" when using the anglo-saxon "wankers" or "c*nts". It seems to flow better that way

[faroukbaaaaa]

Glad you like the phrase Robo, always been a favourite of mine too.
Also good advice Randle.
I particularly like how the word gave life to the rhyming slang 'Luther Vandross' as in 'Oh he's gone for a Luther'

[HellboyOne]

So, could you call a 'tosser' a 'Lutheran'?

[faroukbaaaaa]

I guess you could but it wouldn't work very well in verbal combat, whereas 'wanker' is quite a devastating derogotation

[RoboTaeKwon-Z]

See there? Americans sound silly saying "Bloody". We are pretty good with the F word, but we just can't make "Bloody" convincing.
"Wanker" is another word Americans can't say. We just sound like we're trying too hard.
Thanks for the advice, though. I'll keep it in mind when writing dialogue for English characters. Or for that matter, Irish and Scottish characters.

Here's another band I hate:
311
Bloody fucking tossers!
Hey, that does work! Thanks!

[atarimonkey]

"pussy cat dolls"!

ropey old tarts!!

and im fucking sick of seeing "girls aloud" on tv as well!

[RandyPanTheGoatBoy]

I find watching both the Pussy Cat Dolls a.k.a "that coyote ugly band" and Girls Aloud with the tv volume turned down makes the experience at least half tolerable.

Has Enrique Iglesias got a mention yet? Joss Stone and her fucking false, Gap-endorsed modesty does my fucking head in too..bloody karaoke Janis Joplin.

[corkbutt]

by your own admission you have taken a lot of drugs and with this in mind I choose to discount yer comment as a type of 'drug babble flash back' brought on by way too many screaming yellow zonkers in your beardless youth

HA!

See there? Americans sound silly saying "Bloody". We are pretty good with the F word, but we just can't make "Bloody" convincing.
"Wanker" is another word Americans can't say. We just sound like we're trying too hard.

Indeed. Use of the word "wanker" and "bloody" in verbal fisticuffs gives me a sort of Steve Urkel vibe.
However - I can always treat someone to, "Fuck you, you fucking fucker" with proper indignation.

[RandyPanTheGoatBoy]

Yes I do believe that where the F-word is concerned, you fellows over that side of the Atlantic set the standard.
UK comedian Chris Morris used a good one...."shitting crikey",sounded like something Dick Van Dyke would have said if Tarantino had directed Mary Poppins.
Basically this thread boils down to most popular music being a load of bloody old bollocks performed by a shower of fucking fuckers.

[Wibo81]

okay i'm gonna get slaughtered for this but i'd like to add


Bjork

Fucking goblin-troll.

[AgentHelix]

Indeed. Use of the word "wanker" and "bloody" in verbal fisticuffs gives me a sort of Steve Urkel vibe.
However - I can always treat someone to, "Fuck you, you fucking fucker" with proper indignation.

I'm quite adept at laying out "Fuck the fucking fuck the fuck off al-fucking-ready."

[drugmassacre]

okay i'm gonna get slaughtered for this but i'd like to add


Bjork

Fucking goblin-troll.

whaaaaaa? i have the biggest crush on that "goblin-troll". To each his own, i suppose...