I have to give a sperm sample this week:

[Ghost of Skimmy]

I don't really know the etiquette. I mean, it's a clear cup....<br><br>Do I just carry it around? Or do I put it in a little brown bag?<br><br>I think I will just carry it around and go to Starbucks and Albertsons. I will set it on the counter as I am checking out then pick it up and hold it up to the light in front of the cashier and swish it around.<br><br>"Well, looks like my boys are doing ok!"<br><br>"I gotta get this to the Dr. in less than an hour"<br><br>Cashier looks confused<br><br>"Oh! It's my ejaculate...the fruit of my loins? Sperm? You know - S-P-E-R-M!?!?<br><br>?<br><br><br>"What? You've never seen it before? What are you? A pre-Nun? Well take a good look, because your husband, Jesus, won't be producing any of this anytime soon."<br><br>"In your world, this is like fucking Gold little miss prude!"<br><br>"I'm out!"<br><br> <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[Kzanth]

Just be careful not to set it down next to the cream...<br><br>...or the hand soap. <p></p><i></i>