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Postby HellboyOne » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:22 pm

No thread for the movie yet. I just read that metal band Mastodon is scoring this movie. Pretty crazy!

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Postby Moonman » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:13 pm

Aren't Mastadon the guys that made the intro song to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie? I'm...not sure what to think about this.
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Postby Captain Genius » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:15 pm

Those guys fucking suck.


I hate to say that I'm excited about this......but I am.
I'm gay for Jonah Hex.

( insert comment below for other things I'm gay for )
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Postby emceeONE » Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:38 pm

Captain Genius wrote:( insert comment below for other things I'm gay for )


men.
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Postby Ian* » Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:51 am

Really? I'm well gay for Mastodon.
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Postby drugmassacre » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:32 am

i am also gay for Mastodon. That poster is weird. Is Jonah Hex supposed to have a sidekick that is a whore?
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Postby Captain Genius » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:47 am

That would be a cool movie.

"Hey Jonah, I know we're getting ready to storm the outlaw hideout, but this guy just gave me 2 silver dollars for a blowjob. I'll see ya in a few minutes."
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Postby Kelly Tindall » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:59 am

Man, I hope Megan Fox isn't the love interest. She's not even a squint-and-you-can-maybe-see-it realistic match for Hex.

Otherwise, bring it on!
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Postby Captain Genius » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:58 pm

oh
fuck
no

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_smByv5i8&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

BOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOO!

WHAT THE FUCK?
FAIL!

All that internet shit.

I knew it was gonna suck.
But wtf?
Dual gatling guns on a horse?
A crossbow that shoots dynamite?

grrrrrrrrr
How hard is it to write a cool western movie?
Apparently too hard for these fuck tards.
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Postby drugmassacre » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:26 pm

why are you hating on what is probably the best western movie ever made you pussy?
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Postby Captain Genius » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:40 pm

i'm sorry

i don't know what i was thinking

i just lost control

it does look good
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Postby Elliotanimated » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:11 am

For anyone who cares, these unidentified, unqualified strangers saw it and say it blows:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44830
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Postby drugmassacre » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:16 pm

those reviews only further my need to see this movie. it sounds so ridiculously stupid in such a good way.
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Postby Moonman » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:51 pm

drugmassacre wrote:those reviews only further my need to see this movie. it sounds so ridiculously stupid in such a good way.


Which makes sense. The Crank guys wrote it.
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Postby steve-O » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:00 am

Moonman, that statement just pushed this into must-see territory for me.

This looks gloriously stupid and very un-Jonah-Hex-like, but I'm down.
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