So originally this movie was supposed to open in my area on the 21st. Then it got pushed back a week. Now its pushed another week. So I can either wait, I can drive 50+ miles to the nearest theater that IS showing it, or I can harness the power of the internet. Tough choice.
All praise the Internet!
PS. Still gonna see it when it does open around here, so I don't feel too bad about the whole thing.
They say you should never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.