Codename: Pyramid Mickey

Ah yes, the Great Pyramid....an amazing feat of ancient engineering, with an estimated 300,000 people constructing this wonder in the blistering desert heat....

SNORE.

Seriously, who's impressed with this crap? "OH, LOOK AT ME! I'M A GIANT MOUND OF DIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT"! Nothing special there folks. But here's the thing. The people that built this were onto something. They might've failed bigtime with that there triangular piece of mud, but it paved the way for something much more important. Something, even BIGGER. And I found it.

Behold, the real 7th Wonder of the World, Pyramid Mickey!!!!

Perhaps if the real Great Pyramid was covered in soft fur, had pac-man eyes, big floppy ears, and a cute lil button nose, then maybe...JUST MAYBE....i'd be impressed. But leave it to the techinal geniuses somewhere in Japan to design the REAL pyramid. OH and look! Pyarmid Mickey is playing the SNES again! Of course! It's his faaaavorite thing to do! Awww....

He really does hog that thing.

((Caught in a UFO Catcher machine in Tokyo, Japan by me! Tags read Shanghai Fuchi International Trading Company Limited. (C) Disney ))

-howie

Oh crap...

2:18 PM, 8/29/2006 .. Posted by ToyboxSafari

You're gonna have to go out and buy some fancy alarm system now, Howie. Everyone's gonna be breaking into your place trying to take this rare treasure for themselves!!! o.0

LIAR!!

3:05 PM, 8/29/2006 .. Posted by optimusscotto

You said that you got this Mickey in Japan. YOU FOOL! THERE ARE NO PYRAMIDS IN JAPAN, HOWIE. Sooo busted. Ohhh... so your little hotbed of lies has begun to unravel, hasn't it? How does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to know that this whole world of lies has begun to collapse? HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

I am disgusted by you. If I were standing right next to you right now, I'd pop you right in the face.

...

3:17 PM, 8/29/2006 .. Posted by ToyboxSafari

...y-you lied? ...

*jumps off cliff onto sharp, spikey rocks*