PT 2: Wrath of Mickey Mouse

Robo-Bambi ((  see Part 1  )) is state-of-the-art: he has a built-in polaroid camera, of course.  ....AND a scanner on his metal ass. 

Within 3.2894 seconds of sitting on this photo, it was all over the internet; much to Mickey's humiliation  o.0

Outraged, he sent out Mr. Biteysaur to
eliminate Pinnochio....

(( And then put a magic spell on Minnie turning her into a fat bitch with a grey turd growing out of her head: a fate worse than death!!!!! ))

The end.

(( Mr. Biteysaur: Un-ID'ed; 'thrift shop find... made in china ))

*click to enlarge*
(( Fat Minnie: Japanese Gashapon capsule toy "Totem Pole" by Tomy / Yujin Corporation ))

'The awesome Japanese Disney toy safari continues......  what will emerge next..??
-Sue

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11:05 AM, 8/27/2006 .. Posted by TheAtomicTerrier

I used to have like 3 of those Mr. Biteysaurs.

One I had was covered in some purple fuzz.
My favorite dinosaur toys i think i still have.......

GASP!

8:52 PM, 8/27/2006 .. Posted by Clarke

I always knew that Minnie was a no good wooden puppet loving whore.

Mickey can do so much better, and shouldn't waste his time and hard earned cash on vengeful rubber dinosaurs in the pursuit of cartoon VD.

But that's just my opinion.

HAHAHAHA

11:24 PM, 8/27/2006 .. Posted by emceeONE

genie's expression on the totem pole is so perfect considering how it's held together.

I guess that explains the lack of girl genies in the movie.

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4:05 PM, 8/28/2006 .. Posted by corkbutt

Don't fall for it, Minnie! He's a marionette! Not a puppet! Don't stick your hand up his butt!

I have tons of toys growing old in my closet at my mom's house. What's your criteria for Toy Safari special guest stars?

PS: 'Fat Bitch Minnie' is the name of my new band.

Tons of new bands!!

6:07 PM, 8/28/2006 .. Posted by ToyboxSafari

TheAtomicTerrier> He's one of my favs, too! I love his vaccant stare and the fact that i can hide ( small ) precious belongings in his belly. If you can that purple fuzz dino, please send me a picture!! I'd love to see him :D

Clarke> "No Good Puppet-Loving Whore" <-- i think you found YOUR new band's name, clarke. :)

emceeONE> They ALL don't seem too bothered by it :)

corkbutt> We're looking for rarely-seen and unusual toys with great artistic appeal. If you have anything you want to show me, just send 'em my way! We're trying to fill the void.. As much as we all love Transformers, Legos, and Game & Watches, there's already tons of information and photos of these on the internet. Now try to find any of the toys we just featured... and it's incredibly hard!

"PS: 'Fat Bitch Minnie' is the name of my new band."

Can i be your accordian player?

-Sue

PS: Damn, i set you guys up for a million "wood" jokes. LOL... 'behaving this week, hmm? :)

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7:54 PM, 8/29/2006 .. Posted by Anonymous

I have some of those butt plug Disney guys. Everyone who comes in my cube is offended by them. I love Biteysaur.

The wrath of the big "G"

3:28 PM, 9/7/2006 .. Posted by Shelliek

hey HOWIE !!!
why dont you show some respect for your people!