6/8/2006 - This just in. . .
I'm breaking my unintentional Blog fast with a story from my morning routine.
After I wake, pee, and cook a delicious bowl of oatmeal (I've found that this ordering works the best)
I pop the television on CNN to catch up on any late breaking stories I may have missed while
laying in slumber, dreaming of Jenna Elfman and myself caught in a blizzard -
"Body heat, Jenna! Bodyheat is the answer!!".
This morning, as I begin grazing on my oats, I sat and watched the
TV screen fade to life as I heard these. . .poignant. . .words:
"We begin by following up on our breaking news story. . .Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
has been killed. . .again, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead. . .and we'll be talking about
what kind of impact that has on America. . .BUT FIRST. . .we'd like to turn our attention
to the buzz in Hollywood, as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie celebrate the birth of their baby. . ."
They broke into the Abu Musab al-Zarqawi story to talk about Bradgelina's baby!
The BREAKING story wasn't that hours before, Iraq's most notorious insurgent
had been killed - it was that DAYS before, two American Actors had successfully mated!
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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